Like Bond’s Martini, Jon More Shaken, Lestered
It’s not easy to give up 11 runs in 4 innings. You have to have the faith of your manager, first of all. Second of all, why does Jon Lester have the faith of his manager? Or anyone, for that matter....
View ArticleA’s Griffin Looks Mervelous
A.J. Griffin‘s initials stand for Alfredo Jettuccine. Fact! At this point, I’d own all A’s pitchers. It’s Moneyball II, starring Don Swayze and the daughter is played by a dwarf. What, it’s...
View ArticleLawrie’s Unprime Rib
It’s time for us as a people to start makin’ some changes. Let’s change the way we eat, let’s change the way we live and let’s change the way we treat each other. You see the old way wasn’t working...
View ArticleIt Won’t Feel As Good When Profar Lacks Hits
The Rangers are thinking about calling up big-time prospect, Jurickson Profar. When I saw that news my eyes did the John Lithgow’s eyes when he sees the gremlin on the wing of the plane in Twilight...
View ArticleNatGio Shows The World One Pretty Pitcher
You could argue Mike Minor threw a slightly better game yesterday and deserved the lede, but you’d be arguing with a computer screen and over what should be the lede on a fantasy baseball blog. It’s...
View Article2013 Fantasy Baseball 12-Team, NL-Only Draft
Scott White from CBS hosted this NL-Only draft that started at 8 AM PST. For the second time in my life, I was glad I didn't live in Hawaii. The first time was when I received a coconut piggy bank from...
View ArticleDetroit Rick City
They say baseball is a game of inches. When 'they' say that, 'they' are wearing a plaid jacket and flood pants. They also have adult acne. But if baseball really is a game of inches, the Tigers are...
View ArticleRZ3
Ryan Zimmerman went Yardo Montalban as he Tattooed the ball three times. Da plane, da plane...is flying right next to Zimmerman's homers! My dear guests! I am Mr. Albright, your host. Welcome... to...
View ArticlePitcher Profile: Corey Kluber Owns Nats’ Bats
K:BB. Mmmm can't think of a sexier group of three letters. Double D's are nice but that's only two letters. JB is only two letters. So if you have to go to three letters, I'll take K:BB. A guy I've...
View ArticlePitcher Profile: Zack Rocked Like A Wagon Wheeler
I am back with another Pitcher Profile Razzball Nation! I was out of town last week and unable to work on multiple screens slash was sipping daiquiris on vacation. True story. Ask Sky. Then ask him...
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